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Post by Squeeky B Loon on Oct 5, 2011 15:18:59 GMT -4
As I wander around the store, I end up in front of a rack full of Clown Wigs. I end up being drawn to one that is definitely for a girl but I can't stop staring. The wig is bright pink with purple streaks done up in pig tails.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Oct 5, 2011 15:27:05 GMT -4
The clerk was still missing, and the wig looked beautiful. What could it hurt to try it on.
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Post by Squeeky B Loon on Oct 5, 2011 16:39:38 GMT -4
"Hmm.. I'd probably look silly, but what the hey?" I take the wig off the stand and take it over to the mirror. As I look in the mirror trying it on it seems to naturally fit even with my real hair underneath. "That actually looks cool even though I look like a weird drag queen." A noise behind me startles me and I turn towards it forgetting I'm still wearing the wig.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Oct 5, 2011 18:28:19 GMT -4
"Sorry I vanished had to take care of a few..." the clown clerk said as she reappeared. She simply starred at you.
"Uh. Hi."
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Post by Squeeky B Loon on Oct 5, 2011 19:32:04 GMT -4
Suddenly I brighten up. "Oh Hi, where'd you get off to? I finished your Doggy for you. I turn back to the counter and grab the balloon animal and hand it to her. "I'm sorry, if I'm not supposed to but I got to wandering and one thing led to another... Look I can't get the thought of being a clown out of my head can you help me?"
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Oct 5, 2011 20:42:21 GMT -4
"Help you become a clown?" she giggled. "You are off to a good start with that."
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Post by Squeeky B Loon on Oct 6, 2011 4:16:03 GMT -4
"Huh??" I say completely forgetting about the wig and nose, as I absentmindedly twirl my finger in the puffy pig tail.
"What do you mean?"
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Oct 9, 2011 10:25:42 GMT -4
"The items you are trying on." she giggled. "or do they fit so well they feel like they are a part of you?"
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Post by Squeeky B Loon on Oct 9, 2011 19:17:01 GMT -4
Suddenly remembering the wig and nose. "Oh Yeah, I completely forgot about them, but yeah I seem to have become really attached to them." Feeling kinda dizzy I look for somewhere to sit down. Finding what looks like a barber's chair, I head towards it and sit down. Never registering the wig and nose on my face in the mirror. "I feel kinda funny all the sudden. May I have a glass of water or something?"
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Post by Squeeky B Loon on Oct 15, 2011 14:43:43 GMT -4
Sitting in the chair with face in my hands I start to giggle a little. "What's happening? Why do I feel like the world has gone all sideways?"
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Oct 18, 2011 1:23:20 GMT -4
"Sideways, you say?" The girl clown giggled.
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Post by Squeeky B Loon on Oct 18, 2011 1:44:11 GMT -4
"Yeah, everything seems jumbled like I'm two people in one body and one of them is fading away like a dream. Also I'm dizzy as a top. Do you like my hair?" I say giggling. "I think I'm losing my marbles. What do you think?"
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Oct 18, 2011 15:58:47 GMT -4
"Hold on, I think I can help." she said as she pushed you towards the mirror. You fell THROUGH it, falling into a swirl of colors.
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Post by Squeeky B Loon on Oct 18, 2011 18:57:24 GMT -4
"Wait, don't...." I yell as I start to fall. I realize I"m falling slowly like a feather then suddenly the colors disappear and I land hard on my butt with kind of a noise like a whoopie cushion. I stand up and look around at what appears to be a cross between whoville and Toon town. "What the frak just happened and where am I? Oh is she gonna pay for this prank."
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Oct 18, 2011 20:47:46 GMT -4
"Howdy!" said a friendly voice. "You just came from my store, right?" he said. Turning around you see a man who is also a clown. He smiles at you.
"Chuckles! Nice to meet you."
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