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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jan 18, 2012 19:41:41 GMT -4
"Oh, come on Pepe Le Pew, you know you want to bring more to the table than silly puns and your swagger. You want more." she giggled.
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Post by isaac on Jan 19, 2012 8:18:49 GMT -4
" ," says Isaac.
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Post by isaac on Jan 22, 2012 7:37:31 GMT -4
Taking advantage of the pause, Isaac subtly slipped his hand into a pocket in his vest and found his flash wallet. Wishing he could have said something clever, he pulled it out and flipped it open facing the clown girl. A bright flash erupted from the wallet and before she could open her eyes again, Isaac ducked into the next room.
It was a kitchen, and though its colorful decor was covered in a layer of dust due to abandonment, Isaac figured this trap wouldn't have been used if it hadn't been set with the right supplies first. He opened the old refrigerator and found exactly what he expected; It was full of cream pies. Grabbing one from the top shelf, he headed back to the front room.
There he found the clown girl still blinking from the bright flash. Using his puckered lips the only way he could, he planted an exaggerated kiss on her clown lips, then pulled his face away, and plastered hers with the pie. Satisfied that he showed her which clown was really in charge here, he strutted his way to the front door. He may have been a fool stuck in a crazy clown world, but wasn't about to be caught with his pants down.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jan 23, 2012 1:57:01 GMT -4
She grinned and took out something obscured by shadow and then she sprayed him with...Seltzer Water?
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Post by isaac on Jan 23, 2012 21:43:00 GMT -4
Isaac shakes his head like a dog getting dry, and grins behind his pursed lips. 'The seltzer gag is fine,' he thinks, 'but I got her better with the pie.'
Just then he feels a tingling sensation everywhere the 'seltzer' hit him. 'Wait a minute. What was in that spray??'
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jan 23, 2012 22:01:27 GMT -4
"Hehe, now you see I'm quite the jokester myself. Special recipe of water." she giggled.
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Post by isaac on Jan 25, 2012 5:18:00 GMT -4
Isaac wonders what she could mean by that as he rushes to a mirror to see what the 'water' could have done to him.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jan 31, 2012 13:31:58 GMT -4
His skin was turning a ruddy orange color, swiftly. It looked like makeup, but it wasn't coming off. The cotton candy gag broke off, leaving his mouth opened, but he looked rather speechless.
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Post by isaac on Jan 31, 2012 22:37:34 GMT -4
After spitting out errant strings of cotton candy, Isaac began his banter, but kept his eyes fixed on his reflection.
"Orange?!? Wass thhat a tanning sspray you hit me withh? What, are we going to a beach party? Is it ssummer alread- ssummer... ssummer? Why am I lissping all of a ssudden? Is my voisse higher? What wass in thhat cotton candy??"
Isaac began trying a number of vocal exercises, but could not rid himself of the speech impediment. He began pulling his hair in frustration, and didn't see what the clown girl was about to do to him.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Feb 2, 2012 16:59:57 GMT -4
"It makes you have some buck teeth, and it can make one's voice higher." She said. She pulled out what looked like a magic wand. "Now that we have got things underway, stand still please." she said, waving it as his feet, which froze to the spot they were in.
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Post by isaac on Feb 2, 2012 21:07:14 GMT -4
"Buck teethh? Thhiss iss becausse I wass making Bugss Bunny jokess earlier, issn't it?"
Isaac tries to move first one foot, then the other, then tries to jump up, but remains stuck in place.
"What'ss thhe deal? I get bunny teethh, but I can't hop? No fair!"
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Feb 5, 2012 12:25:01 GMT -4
"Still cracking wise. I'm almost impressed." Jen-Jen said. She took the wand to your head and tapped it, which caused the hair on the top to vanish entirely.
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Post by isaac on Feb 5, 2012 17:30:05 GMT -4
Isaac gulps at the inexplicable disappearance. His fingers probe his suddenly bald cranium.
"Hare today, gone tomorrow? Is there a Rogaine setting on that thing? I'm not into the furry scene, but could I get some coverage up here again before I get a head cold?"
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Feb 7, 2012 14:01:19 GMT -4
"No, I don't think so." She took the wand and then tapped your shoes, which vanished, then tapped your feet.
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