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Post by jdawg on Jul 4, 2013 19:55:57 GMT -4
The doors to joke shop opened causing the door horn to honk loudly. A tall and slightly slender man walked in, he wore a black t-shirt, a pair of relaxed fit blue jeans, black tennis shoes, and a cap. The door horn took him by surprise causing him to jump. "What the hell!?", the man said to himself as he recovered and continued forward. The shop's shelves were packed with all kinds of gag gifts, joke books, and candy; "Wow this place is kinda cool", he said as he walked around the shop.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jul 8, 2013 23:05:13 GMT -4
The colorful products all seemed so strange and so varied. Some had strange names, or suggest strange uses, but they all seemed...well, silly.
"I'll be out in a moment." said a voice from behind a beaded curtain in the back. "Poke around all you like!"
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Post by jdawg on Jul 13, 2013 13:19:11 GMT -4
"Ok thanks!", Jay shouted back to voice coming from the back room. He continued to scan each shelf hoping that something interesting would catch his eye. Jay had always been a fan of the classical slapstick gags like the joy buzzer, whoopee cushion, fake snakes in the can of peanuts, squirting flowers, and the ever so delightful pie to the face. While he was browsing he noticed an open pack of playing cards; Jay had always had a little OCD in him so when he saw the opened pack he immediately picked them up and tried to seal them. But what he didn't know was that the cards were opened from both ends so as soon as he picked them up all the cards fell through the bottom and onto the floor. "Dammit....oh well I might as well play 52 pick up while I'm waiting", Jay muttered to himself as he began to pick up the scattered deck.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jul 13, 2013 13:38:19 GMT -4
"Oh my, you made quite a mess." said the same voice, but this time it was right him. Looking up, he saw a dapper looking man, dressed to the nines in a suit made for a clown. Blue hair perfectly coifed.
"I'm Chuckles. Nice to meet you."
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Post by jdawg on Jul 13, 2013 14:21:20 GMT -4
Jay had just picked up the last card when he heard the voice again, "Oh sorry about that I found a open pack of cards and tried to seal it back.". Jay was just about to hand over the reassembled deck of cards when he found himself staring face to face with a clown. A small scream escaped Jay's mouth before he quickly placed a hand over it, Jay wasn't afraid of clowns he was just caught off guard. "Sorry, I'm Jay...nice to meet ya.", he said with a nervous laugh trying to get over the embarrassing moment that had just occurred. "Oh here are your cards back", Jay placed the cards on the counter in front of the man.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jul 13, 2013 14:43:10 GMT -4
"Not a problem. I can be a surprise to some people. What brings you to my fine store?" He asked as he took the cards.
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Post by jdawg on Jul 13, 2013 14:55:11 GMT -4
"Oh nothing really, I just came in here for shits and giggles. Well that and I was wondering if you should ummmm classic gag gifts and props", Jay asked as he twittled his thumbs waiting for Chuckles to say no so he could leave disappointed.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jul 16, 2013 0:56:20 GMT -4
"Well, what did you have in mind?" CHuckles asked.
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