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Post by The Master of the World on Jul 15, 2013 18:03:42 GMT -4
The TV in the TV room began to glow and what appeared on the screen was the Masked Villain himself.
"Is this thing on? Okay. Welcome viewers. The Masked Villain here broadcasting from a secret location inside the mansion. When watching my television, you will get a real rise out of different situations. Here, I run the show 24/7 365 days a year. Here we offer many different programs. Here is a list.
Weight and See
Fruitful Thinking
Age Broadcasting
Body Beautopia
A Swell Life
Story of a Big Fat Baby
Gender Jumble
Sizing Up and Down
And those are the only good ones. Now if anyone in the mansion wants to guest star with me. Please contact the number on the side of the TV. Now enjoy the shows."
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Post by slykid on Aug 1, 2013 18:27:14 GMT -4
I enter, feeling nostalgia for the Mansion's TV room. It's been a long time since I've been in, and things have seemed to change.
Right on the screen was a masked gentlemen, obviously aware of my existence. Trying to be formal, I ask him "What's your name, and what happened to the other television entity I use to know?"
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Post by The Master of the World on Aug 1, 2013 18:30:36 GMT -4
"I am the Masked Villain. I'm a currently broadcasting from the mansion's basement. As for the entity, he had a little accident. So I'm running the show now."
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Post by slykid on Aug 1, 2013 18:36:05 GMT -4
Slightly scared for what happened to the previous TV entity, I decide to trust this masked individual. "What programs do you have available on the Age Broadcasting network?" I ask, knowing any of the networks would be wonderful to look at.
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Post by The Master of the World on Aug 1, 2013 18:37:59 GMT -4
"What is currently playing is A Child's Life hosted by me. Please change the channel to channel 14"
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Post by slykid on Aug 1, 2013 18:43:05 GMT -4
"A Child's Life? Hmm, I wonder if that's a game show or a documentary? Well, let the adventures begin" I say, flipping the channel to 14. Right when I do this, a familiar haziness runs through my body. At age 22, I thought the haziness would be a lot less numbing. As I continue to feel the haziness, I start to regain my sight.
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Post by The Master of the World on Aug 1, 2013 18:46:41 GMT -4
The Masked Villain soon stood on a stage holding a microphone.
"Welcome to A Child's Life. Here, I ask questions and you have to answer them. If you get one wrong, I get to take away a year from your age. Now let's begin. First question: Name three types of water fowl."
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Post by slykid on Aug 1, 2013 18:50:31 GMT -4
Taking in the game show set, the audience, and particularly how big and menacing the Masked Individual looked in person, it took awhile to think of any answer.
"Ummm, Geese, Ducks and Swans? And what does this have to do with children?" I answer, already expecting to lose a year
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Post by The Master of the World on Aug 1, 2013 18:53:41 GMT -4
A buzzer then sounded.
"So sorry. But, incorrect. Regress!"
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Post by slykid on Aug 1, 2013 18:57:41 GMT -4
I instantly feel a shock in my body, but it's gone almost instantly. Even if I couldn't his smile, I could tell the Masked Individual was smiling, seeing my now 21 year old self in such despair. "Next question!" he shouted, much to the audiences enjoyment!
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Post by The Master of the World on Aug 1, 2013 18:58:51 GMT -4
"Okay. If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound? Yes or no?"
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Post by slykid on Aug 1, 2013 19:01:27 GMT -4
Damnit, trick questions. Not really concerned about losing years at this moment, I answer "Yes, of course. A person might not hear it far away, but a sound is still made". I could only wonder when the questions and stakes would become serious, and how long this would last...he was almost treating me like a child...
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Post by The Master of the World on Aug 1, 2013 19:05:15 GMT -4
"Incorrect! Regress! Now from now on, instead of losing one year, you lose four."
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Post by slykid on Aug 1, 2013 19:08:33 GMT -4
"What, how was that wrong?!" I yell, now too young to consume alcohol. My anger was starting to rise, which is what the Masked individual wanted. He still didn't answer me as he asked the next question.
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Post by The Master of the World on Aug 1, 2013 19:12:20 GMT -4
"Now, what is the sound of one hand clapping?"
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