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Post by observer on Dec 19, 2018 2:28:52 GMT -4
"True, though whack-a-mole isn't too far off in terms of fun given how our pie fight went." Giggles giggled. The lights dimmed a bit as the stage lights turned up. Getting cozy the two watched as a clown woman walked out from the curtain, dressed in a skin tight jumpsuit that was orange & green on top and red & yellow on the bottom half.
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Post by CuriousSole on Dec 19, 2018 2:39:36 GMT -4
"Well it was, but then there was after..." Jewel kisses Giggles' cheek, nestled up against her partner as they watched the woman walk to center stage where she produced several balls and began juggling; at first three balls, then four, five, six all the way to ten. She seemed to manage all the balls by including a foot at 6 balls then her other foot at 8 balls; she would arc the ball from her left hand to her right foot, then over her should to her right hand, to her left foot and back to her left hand. Many of the clowns in the room were mesmerized by her act, others cheered and hollered at her in appreciation as she went about this.
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Post by observer on Dec 19, 2018 2:43:29 GMT -4
"She's really talented mommy." The young clown smiled. "Yeah, but Jewel here is pretty talented when it comes to juggling too." Giggles said quietly.
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Post by CuriousSole on Dec 19, 2018 2:53:45 GMT -4
Jewel blushes and quietly shakes her head, "Not the same." She whispers, the woman on stage then adds chainsaws to her act; three in total which are only circulated between her hands as the balls continue to do their elaborate circuit around her body a few times before she kicks the balls off the wall behind her, one at a time, and the balls fly off into the crowd landing on the laps of ten of the kids watching the show. While this happens she continues to juggle the chainsaws for a few more moments before catching two in one hand and one in another and taking a bow. The performer walks towards the microphone and lightly taps it, giggling for a moment, clearly doing so for a reaction.
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Post by observer on Dec 19, 2018 3:03:43 GMT -4
The kids all laughed, holding up the balls they had gotten. "Welcome everyone to Silly Sal's. I'm Juggling Judy. Seems you all enjoyed my act, but it's only one of many we'll have for you tonight. Our next act will be Skips and his round of jokes. So give a big hand for the shortest comedian around." She said as Giggles and others started clapping.
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Post by CuriousSole on Dec 19, 2018 3:36:33 GMT -4
Jewel claps along with the rest, seeming to be quite intrigued and amazed by the performance as well as clapping for the comedian who's on his way out. The spot light moves downward as a man no taller than 3' waddles out; his feet, hands and ears are far too big for his body, which is quite plump to the point of being outright huge; he's wearing a patchwork suit with a green bowler and a red feather sticking out of the yellow fabric wrapped around the bowl of the hat. He adjusts the microphone for his height, "So first off thank you for the applause." He gives a bow. "As I was walking up here, as long a journey as it is, I thought to myself, boy it would be nice is someone in here was shorter than me; as it turns out I was holding onto a dream which never came, everyone in here is taller than me and I'm pretty sure this stunning clownette is taller than me three times over." he points at Jewel and immediately the spotlight goes over her, "You see she's tall, curvy and even her girls are taller than me, how is this even possible?" Jewel blushes, but doesn't seem to shy from the comment.
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Post by observer on Dec 19, 2018 3:43:18 GMT -4
"Magic." Giggles said, causing the audience to laugh. "Guess it would have to be with how those things defy gravity." The short clown said, getting another round of laughs. "Whatever clown ends up with her is the luckiest clown in all of existence."
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Post by CuriousSole on Dec 19, 2018 3:56:14 GMT -4
Jewel laughs at the exchange between Giggles and Skips and then in response to his comment she turns to Giggles and gives her a gentle but tasteful kiss. "OH we have a winner!" He claps as the rest of the crowd does as well as laughing at his comment.
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Post by observer on Dec 19, 2018 4:05:12 GMT -4
"I gotta say, if I ever ended up with a girl like that it would only be in my dreams. And even then I'd be wondering what she saw in a short clown like me." He said. "Perhaps there would be something special she sees in me...Or maybe she just really likes shrimp." He said, being serious for a moment before making a joke of himself and getting a laugh.
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Post by CuriousSole on Dec 19, 2018 4:18:47 GMT -4
"Hey plenty girls love shrimp so I'd say you're in a good place." Jewel calls out more so to be nice than funny, however she does get a laugh from the crowd as well. "I am, aren't I? Well I do got it where it matters." He pats his gut, which makes most of the crowd laugh some more.
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Post by observer on Dec 19, 2018 4:24:07 GMT -4
"But then again what's that old adage? The way to a man's heart is through his stomach?" He asked with a laugh. "Though it might not just be for guys." He said, winking at Giggles and Jewel. "Now I heard backstage someone had a birthday today. Who might that be?" The short clown asked, glancing around.
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Post by CuriousSole on Dec 19, 2018 4:42:26 GMT -4
The little boy jumped up and down, "Me, Me, it's ME!" Many of the crowd laugh at his enthusiasm as do Giggles, Jewel and his mother. Skips laughs as well and motions to his mother, "And you must be mommy? Wow your table is just stacked, lucky boy, but you won't know that until you're older." The crowd laughs.
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Post by observer on Dec 19, 2018 4:49:57 GMT -4
"Though it seems you don't have many friends here today? Guess that means besides a yummy cake we'll be offering you the chance to make new friends." Skips said as a couple servers wheeled over a large cake. "Which of you kids wants to wish the little guy a happy birthday?"
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Post by CuriousSole on Dec 19, 2018 4:56:48 GMT -4
All the kids in the area jumps up and begin to sing happy birthday, except for one little girl clown who walks over to the boy and hands him her ball she got from Judy's act, "Hi! I'm Rosie, happy birthday; what's your name?"
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Post by observer on Dec 19, 2018 4:59:33 GMT -4
"G-Goofball..." He said nervously, blushing a bit at Rosie's gift. "Aw, how sweet. His first crush." Giggles whispered to Jewel.
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