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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jan 18, 2009 4:05:24 GMT -4
Hugo leads the way down the next pat, and you walk for a ways when suddenly you stumble upon a refridgerator.
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Post by Ebak on Jan 19, 2009 4:00:46 GMT -4
"ooooooh!" my fat belly rumbles. "Who knew zat being zo 'uge makes vou zo 'ungry!" laughs and opends the refridgerator.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jan 19, 2009 18:00:47 GMT -4
Hugo laughs, and then you find a can of soda. It reads "Slobby Cola"
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Post by Ebak on Jan 20, 2009 10:53:59 GMT -4
I fart, grab it and after a little difficulty, I crack it open and start to drain the can dry.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jan 20, 2009 15:57:03 GMT -4
Suddenly you feel the carbonation build up in your system, making you even more gassy, and even worse, you don't seem to care...
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Post by Ebak on Jan 20, 2009 16:23:22 GMT -4
I let off a very loud fart as I grab another "slob cola" can and chug that down. "Man I'm thirsty" farts again.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jan 20, 2009 17:13:26 GMT -4
You just throw the empty cans aside, not caring, at all, no longer covering your farts and burps with a french giggle. You just felt like you could do anything you wanted, and no longer cared about hygiene. Your hair grew oily and thick, while your makeup stayed mostly the same.
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Post by Ebak on Jan 20, 2009 17:56:54 GMT -4
I fart and grab another can and burp as I crack it open and drink it down. I giggle. "Why am I...UUUUURRRP..zo thirzty?" I take another can.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jan 20, 2009 18:18:27 GMT -4
You are enjoying the beverage so much you don't even notice the stains forming on your shirt, from food, drink, boogers and what have you. IF someone were around, they would be very off put by your smell.
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Post by Ebak on Jan 20, 2009 18:22:29 GMT -4
I smack my red lips and honk my nose followed by a fart. "Zat 'it ze zides." I look around the fridge for something to eat.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jan 20, 2009 18:28:37 GMT -4
As you look you see a large sandwhich, and cold pizza.
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Post by Ebak on Jan 20, 2009 18:59:31 GMT -4
I put a finger up my nose and pull out a booger, I look at it.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jan 20, 2009 21:20:31 GMT -4
"Find anything good?" Hugo said as he stared at you, and your messy clothes, and greasy hair.
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Post by Ebak on Jan 20, 2009 21:22:46 GMT -4
laughs "Hyuck hyuck hyuck, not really" I wipe the booger on my shirt
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jan 20, 2009 21:25:27 GMT -4
"Too bad..." he said laughing. You look like you are having fun...sure wish I knew what it was like not to care, like you don't..." Hugo said wistfully as he watched you crack another can of Slobby Cola, which served only to make you care less about your body's look and smell.
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