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Post by Tala on Aug 23, 2023 11:26:24 GMT -4
OOC I am at work so I won't be able to post replies promptly
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Post by observer on Aug 23, 2023 11:28:24 GMT -4
"Latexa sounds perfect, and unique. And a number of clown names can sound dumb, but so what? Just makes you want to smile more every time you hear them." Star said as she took Latexa's hand. "Now let's go introduce the world to you..."
OOC: It is fine. I figured you'd be focused on work.
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Post by Tala on Aug 23, 2023 11:32:51 GMT -4
"You sure know how to make a clown feel special, Star! I am so glad you found me and made me the clown I am!" She said, blushing
"Okay! Let's do this! Lead the way!"
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Post by observer on Aug 23, 2023 11:39:39 GMT -4
Giggling the two clowns left the apartment and enjoyed a brief weightlessness as Waddles took them to the ground floor fast. Heading out of the building they began walking down the street, looking for any humans that had found their way to Clowntopia by accident. It wasn't long before they noticed a guy in a suit who looked to have had a bit too much to drink given how he was stumbling down the street.
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Post by Tala on Aug 23, 2023 12:15:40 GMT -4
"Looks like we have our first contestant! This is going to be so much fun!" Vex snickered. She looked over at Star and said "Ok, what do you want to do?" Vex rubbed her gloved hands together in excited anticipation.
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Post by observer on Aug 23, 2023 12:22:39 GMT -4
"Well we could wrap him around our little finger with figures like ours. But how about instead we play a few pranks on him. We could go with a joy buzzer to sobber him up...Perhaps trip him onto a whoopee cushion...Spray him with some seltzer..." Star said, pulling the items seemingly out of nowhere.
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Post by Tala on Aug 23, 2023 13:49:02 GMT -4
Vex's eyes lit up with glee. "Yes! Pranks!" She said in a super excited tone, grabbing the joy buzzer and slipping it on. She quietly approached the man and to Star's delight, Vex goosed the man on his behind with the joy buzzer, making him jump and let out a surprisingly high pitched squeal of surprise!
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Post by Tala on Aug 23, 2023 19:49:55 GMT -4
As the startled drunk turned to see what had happened and who had done it, both he and Vex had almost identical expressions of surprise. He, because he had just been goosed and electrocuted by what he now realized was a strangely attractive buxom clown, and she because she knew this guy! It was Chris! He was a photographer she worked with often...when she had been human, anyway. Vex looked at Star with an expression that she couldn't make heads or tails of. Vex thought of herself as Vex, a clown. She knew intellectually that she had been the human, Tala, but she didn't feel that she had been that person...It was more like Tala was a person she knew, but with the confusing addition of knowing everything about her and having her memories. She tried not to think about it too hard. Right now it was quite fortunate! Tala had just supplied Vex with all the information she needed to find her way into a career here in Clowntopia! This helpless fool was the key! She couldn't wait to tell Star all about it when she got the chance, but for now she was supposed to be learning so she switched her focus back to that.
"Oh, golly gee gosh mister! I am so sorry! I thought you were a clown I know! I didn't realize you were just..." Vex sighed, seeming disappointed.
The man, Chris was anything but disappointed, he was quite startled, quickly sobering up, and annoyed beyond belief with this weird clown bitch! Oh, great. Chris thought, there's fucking two of them. he thought to himself in exasperation. The psycho that had shocked him was looking at him strangely and giggling to herself and the other one...was approaching him right now. Shit, he thought. How do I get myself into these situations? He asked himself.
OOC: I decided I like the name Vex better than Latexa! I will go back and edit my earlier posts and change the name. I also have a fun idea! It will give us a LOT of things to do!
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Post by Tala on Aug 23, 2023 21:14:24 GMT -4
"What the fuck were you thinking! Why the hell would you goose me like- Wait, what? You thought I was a clown you know?" He asked, offended.
"Do I look like a fucking clown to you?" He said in a very snarky tone of voice. Vex snickered at him because as he was ranting his hair was starting to change color and become very...poofy. Poofy, thought Vex, giggling at the sound of the word. Meanwhile, Star had approached Chris and Vex was brimming with excitement waiting to see what her new love interest and mentor was going to do to him.
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Post by observer on Aug 24, 2023 9:46:28 GMT -4
"Well you were walking silly like one." Star said with a giggle. "Perhaps secretly you are a clown." She said, playfully reaching out and honking Chris's nose.
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Post by Tala on Aug 24, 2023 12:48:09 GMT -4
He opened his mouth to reply to this new absurdly false statement but the instant she honked his nose he tripped over his feet which exploded from his shoes as they doubled in size! Star nimbly stepped out of the way as the angry man fell flat on his face, making his nose emit a very loud honk. Seeing stars, He rolled onto his side and tried to pick himself back up, only to fall back down before abruptly reaching up to feel his nose. He was alarmed by his nose when he saw that it was red and swollen. Fearing for a moment he was bleeding from the fall he gently touched it and realized it wasn't blood.
"Why the fudge is my nose fudging red?!?" He yelled in shocked anger. He pinched it gently to see if it was perhaps broken and as he did it began to emit the noise of a balloon inflating. As he watched in horror it steadily expanded and changed shape, blowing up into a shiny red clown nose. Star winked at Vex, who was watching the changes in awe, finding herself loving seeing someone else's transformation into a clown almost as exciting and fun as her own had been. Taking another cue from Star, Vex knelt beside Chris and helped pull him into a sitting position as he gaped at his goofy new nose.
"Silly billy! No wonder you tripped and fell! Your shoes are untied!" Vex told him, pointing to his feet. The magic of her new home acted on her words and instantly the man's clown-sized feet were now snugly inside a pair of bright red clown sneakers that were untied, just as she had said.
"Wha-what are you freaks doing to me?!?" He cried out in alarm. He yanked away from the pretty clown kneeling beside him and scooted backward from the one who had changed his nose. What he didn't realize was that he was scooting right into the path of the whoopie cushion that Star sneakily placed behind him.
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Post by Tala on Aug 24, 2023 21:19:58 GMT -4
Vex quickly stood back up and rushed over to Star and breathlessly whispered, "Star! Tala worked with this photographer before! It gave me a brilliant idea! I know what we can do now. How I can make my living in Clowntopia! I can be a model *giggles* Or...we can have our own Modeling agency! We need to make sure we get his phone before you finish with him! With his contacts we can make so many new clowns! We won the lottery with this one, cutie!" She finished, planting a big kiss on Star's cheek. At the exact moment she planted her lips on Star's cheek, the loud unmistakable sound of the whoopie cushion made the two clowns laugh and shift their focus to their soon to be new friend. Neither of them was disappointed at the effect the cushion had on the subject.
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Post by observer on Aug 25, 2023 9:53:57 GMT -4
While Chris looked startled by the sound, Star and Vex simply smiled as the man's but began to swell up. "My my, seems all that drinking gave you the toots." Star teased Chris playfully. "T-that wasn't me. It was the stupid...where did it go?" He said, feeling around for the whoopee cushion only to find it had vanished. Star nudged Vex, figuring she might be able to get his phone while the man was distracted. "Where did what go? Sure you aren't imagining things?" Star asked, walking over as she patted his head.
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Post by Tala on Aug 25, 2023 17:36:59 GMT -4
Vex covered her mouth with her hand as the place where Star patted the man on the head started to rise, his head distinctly egg-shaped. Vex made it to his side and kept him distracted from his changes, she helped him to his feet, deftly lifting his phone from his pocket as she did so. Chris turned to look at Vex, and she had to bite her lip to keep from giggling at his face, which now looked quite a bit funnier than it had just a few minutes before. She nodded to let Star know she got the phone and looked at her to see what she had planned next. Star just winked at Vex as she motioned for her to step aside. Vex, now a clown but an inexperienced one, was surprised that as she started thinking about what it meant to be a clown, her eyes widened as she felt a pressure inside her head that quickly popped like a bubble, or at least that's the mental image she got. As the feeling abated she suddenly knew a great deal about clowns. She knew that she and Star were whiteface clowns, for instance. She knew that they were at the top of the clown hierarchy and as such, the other types of clowns were subservient to them. She gestured to Star and pointed to their faces and mouthed "Whiteface" to Star. She thought that her plan would work better if they turned Chris into a whiteface clown like them, after all, they were going to need a photographer and Tala had known this guy was very good. Star smiled and nodded at Vex and focused on their burgeoning clown compatriot.
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Post by Tala on Aug 26, 2023 21:24:12 GMT -4
"Oh my! Look at the state of you!" Star exclaimed with mock outrage.
"Plain soused is what you are, friend!" She said to him with an expression of comic disapproval. Tutting disapprovingly she produced a bottle of seltzer water and proceeded to unleash a surprisingly powerful stream of water right in his face. Chris spluttered and coughed, swallowing more than a little seltzer in the process. The result was clearly apparent as Vex noticed his face was now snow white and spread to cover the rest of his head and neck as she watched in fascination. He shivered as if a chill had passed through him. Vex noted with a pleased grin that the white was now extending from his sleeves and as she watched his hands were consumed by white. Next, they plumped up and as had happened to her, his ring and middle fingers melded together. Vex frowned as she hoped this wouldn't affect his ability to operate a camera but she shrugged a moment later, realizing that she seemed to somehow have dexterity as good as, if not better than she already had. His lips had thickened considerably at this point and as the two watched him a wide smile spread across his face, quite involuntarily.
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