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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jan 18, 2009 16:53:53 GMT -4
She attempted to say Nothing...but it sounded something Nuff Fink. She then smiled and went back to playing with the toys your mother had given her. "Why you no big boy gain ?" she asked
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Post by slykid on Jan 18, 2009 17:46:18 GMT -4
Man my sister was a cute kid. Her speaking abilities reduced to a toddler made her even cuter. For some reason, I felt like I had to protect her, a feeling I hadn't felt in awhile.
"Ummm, Mommy wanted to keep me little boy for a little longer. Is she going to make you older soon as well?" I asked, noting my speaking abilities had been reduced to a kindergartener
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jan 18, 2009 17:49:34 GMT -4
"I wan stay wike dis for a while. I having to mush fun!" she said laughing. "You shoo try it too!" she suggested as she took a plastic horse and moved it across the carpet.
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Post by slykid on Jan 18, 2009 17:53:39 GMT -4
My sister was actually having fun? My sister could be vain at times and she really didn't like be regressed. But here she was a cute toddler playing with horses. Too good to be true.
I didn't want to be left out, so I decided to play along. I grabbed the nearest cowboy and said "Let my cowboy ride your horse!"
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jan 18, 2009 18:02:09 GMT -4
"Nuh-uh. Dees toys only for mah age kiddows. You no can play" she said, a slight smile on her face.
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Post by slykid on Jan 18, 2009 18:09:00 GMT -4
It could have been my childish instincts, but I found it un-fair she wouldn't share her toys with me. I was willing to share mine at least. Decided to play fire with fire.
"Fine, your toys are dumb anyways!" I shout as I go to my section of the toy-chest in the living room. I wanted to impress her with one of my toys, so I decided to play with my new toy gun (Like those NERF guns that shoot the styrofoam darts).
As I took my gun to play with, Veronica looked at my toy and frowned. She wanted a cool toy like that.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jan 18, 2009 18:16:39 GMT -4
"Hey dats cool. I sorry. I wet you pway with mine, but you gotta get mommie to make you mah age first!" she said crossing her arms. "Then when I get back to normal, you wet me pway with dat!"
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Post by slykid on Jan 18, 2009 18:22:54 GMT -4
I see that my cute sister's happiness didn't stop her selfish, and vain nature from coming out. I didn't want to give in to her demands, but I didn't want to be a bad brother either (I just learned my lesson on bullying).
"Now your just being a meanie! Don't want to be a little toddler in training pants." I said without coming up with a solution for our child-like argument.
But before we could argue more, Mom came in and said "Bath time!". My sister and I stared in shock.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jan 18, 2009 18:43:43 GMT -4
"Baf Time?" your sister says as she looks up at your mother, like she were a giant alien from another planet.
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Post by slykid on Jan 18, 2009 18:49:15 GMT -4
"Yes honey, bath time! I can't let my two bundles of joy run around dirty all the time." She says as she picks up a squirming Veronica.
"Jake, run to the bathroom and get the water started please. Once you do that, get in." She says to my shocked face. I never expected mom to give us a bath!
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jan 18, 2009 18:53:17 GMT -4
You decide it's best to do as your told, so you rush off tho the bathroom.
"No want bath! no want it!" Veronica shouted as you turned on the water.
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Post by slykid on Jan 18, 2009 18:59:24 GMT -4
As I turned on the water with my small hands, I dreaded the humiliation. Both my sister and I were really young adults, and now we were going to be given the ultimate thing signifying you were a child: A bath.
I slowly got out of my clothes, exposing my scrawny little boy body to my Mom and Veronica.
"NO BATH!" My sister screamed for the upteenth time
"You need a bath, sweetie. And if you keep this up, it's diapers for you like Sam". Veronica instantly shut up after that.
Mom quickly took Veronica clothes off, leaving her a naked toddler. We both got in the tub, not wanting to look at each other from embarrasment. Mom noticed our embarrasment, and said...
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jan 18, 2009 19:18:57 GMT -4
"Oh, you wouldn't be so embarrassed if you were the same age would you?" she said...and then she tapped...
...you on the head.
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Post by slykid on Jan 18, 2009 19:36:03 GMT -4
Without warning, My mom uses her magic to make me 3 years old like my sister. My face took that unmistakable change from kid to toddler. The tub started getting bigger, my body becoming more chubby, and tears just streaked my face. I was now 3 years old like Veronica, and she seemed to be an inch taller than me! Veronica started laughing at me.
"I'm a BIG BOY!" I screamed in my infantile voice, my childish instincts finally getting the best of me. I just went from a kindergartener (Already young as it is) to a child in the potty-training stage, and I wasn't happy about it.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jan 18, 2009 19:38:00 GMT -4
"Do you want to be like Sam?" your mother asked sternly as she washed under your arms, and then your sisters.
"I'd be quiet if not.'
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