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Post by darknight on Dec 29, 2009 23:47:04 GMT -4
"We did green the last time," says the Dominatrix. "Besides, that goes better with orange. She picks out a bald wig with a HUGE mass of red curls and places it on my head. I feel my scalp tingle, and now red urls are rooted in place. "Very cute," says the Dominatrix, and she looks down at your feet. "But we're not done yet." ***** Is there any way we could find him?" Jerrie asked, worry in her voice.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Dec 29, 2009 23:53:42 GMT -4
"What do you need me to do, Mistress" asked one of the clowns. "What's next?"
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"Come with me" he said taking her by the hand. "Excuse me sir" he said asking a clown who was standing behind a cotton candy stand. "have you seen a human recently?"
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Post by darknight on Dec 30, 2009 0:04:15 GMT -4
"Get the feetgraphers," said the Dominatrix, "those feet of his are way to small. Plus he's a bit too taught; we'll need to flab him up a little." **** "Well," the clown, a pathetic looking hobo who spoke in a comically mournful voce, like that cartoon Dog Droopy, "I might have." He held out a hand clad in a tattered glove.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Dec 30, 2009 0:08:32 GMT -4
"Oooh" I grab the special cream for that" said Bambi as the other clown girl grabbed a large metal box with holes for each foot.
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Chuckles rolled his eyes, and plopped a few spare coins into the hobo's hands. His eyes lit up as he saw the coins. Jerrie notice that the coins had clown faces on them, rather than famous humans.
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Post by darknight on Dec 30, 2009 13:50:51 GMT -4
They rubbed the cream over my feet, then placed my feet inside the metal box. ***** The hobo looked to his left, then his right, before whispering to Chuckles, "You know Jezzy Belle, who runs that B&M club?"
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Dec 30, 2009 14:57:25 GMT -4
"Turn it on, babes" she giggled as they flicked a switch and the box began to hum.
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"Yes. What about her." Chuckles said sounding worried.
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Post by darknight on Dec 30, 2009 15:46:28 GMT -4
I felt a strange tingling sensation in my feet; while this was happening, two clowngirls were rubbing a pink cream that smelled like bubblegum. ***** The hobo held out his hand again. "Wait a minute," said Jerrie, "you have B&M here?"
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Dec 30, 2009 16:44:03 GMT -4
The tingling in your feet turned to tickling as the girls continued to rub the pink cream on you, which was also beggining to tingle.
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Chuckles groaned and placed a large bill in the Hobo's hand (on closer inspection it was only 5 Dollars) "That should cover any information I need and buy the lady some of your cotton candy" Chuckles said to the hobo, glaring at him.
He then turned to Jerrie. "Well, yes. Clowns enjoy that stuff as much as the humans do." he said.
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Post by darknight on Dec 30, 2009 22:50:21 GMT -4
My tightly muscled washboard stomach becomes a full fledged pot belly. And to my dismay, when the clowngirls take that device off of my feet. My heart sinks when I see they're at least a size 18! Before I kept telling myself that it was just makeup they were putting on me, that I'd be able to go back to normal. But now-I'm a full blown clown freak! ***** Seeing he wouldn't be able to coax any more money out of Chuckles, the hobo said, "I saw her walking by, with this human guy following her. By the look on his face, he aint never been here in Clowntopia before."
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Dec 30, 2009 23:06:31 GMT -4
"Look at him...he's so adorable" Said Bambi, grabbing at your toes.
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"That's our man! Thank you, good clown" Chuckles said as he grabbed the cotton candy and handed it to Jerrie.
"Follow Me" he said.
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Post by darknight on Dec 30, 2009 23:17:41 GMT -4
I can move my head a litte. I manage to look in a mirror and almost gasp. I look like that Stephen King clown Pennywise-but instead of looking scary I'M the one looking scared! **** Jerrie took a bite of the cotton candy. "So, what's this Jezzy Belle like? She sounds nice, trying to help out lost stranger." She then looked to the side and saw two female clowns standing on the streetcorner. The way they were dressed and standing-"Are they hookers?"
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Dec 30, 2009 23:29:35 GMT -4
"Now to make him a clown totally and completly." said the Dominatrix. "Bambi"
"Yes, Jezzy?" she said.
"Bring me the Clownifier. You know where it is."
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"Yes. Very lucrative business in Clowntopia...Hi Ladies!" he smiled and waved "They were all good customers of mine" he smiled. "As for Jezzy...well, she can be sweet when it suits her...she also has a devious side, let me tell you."
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Post by darknight on Jan 2, 2010 2:05:52 GMT -4
The clowngirls wheel this large wheeled metal box over to the rack. Giggiling, they attach one nodule over the left temple of my bald white clown head, then attach another over the right. ***** Jerrie followed Chuckles, the gears whirling in her head. This world was turning out to be even weirder than she thought. All of a sudden, they had just turned a corner when a hobo clown, even seedier than the one at the cotton candy stand, stepped out in front of them. "Give me all your money!" he shouted, and reached into his tattered and patched trench coat. Jerrie thout the mugger was going to pull out a gun but instead, "this bannana cream pie is loaded and I'm not afraid to use it!"
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Jan 2, 2010 4:03:56 GMT -4
"Switch it on, girls, and we'll have ourselves a boytoy" she giggles.
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"You should duck, dear" Chuckles said to Jerrie, who did as she was instructed. The Hobo throws the pie quickly, but to her surprise, Chcukles spins around, and catches the pie and hurls it back to the Hobo, slamming him in the face, knocking him to the ground.
"Well, that's taken care of" Chuckles smiled.
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Post by darknight on Jan 2, 2010 17:15:13 GMT -4
Bambi chortles as she flips a switch. I exspected to jolted, but instead i feel a strange, tickling snesation. "He he he he he," I laugh. "HE HE HE HE HE HE! ***** Jerrie loks down to where the hobo who tried to mug them was lying. "So you have crime here too?"
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