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Post by darkdonny on Mar 5, 2010 11:37:02 GMT -4
"Uh...Hello." I said as I stammered. 'I am gonna kill him. Yep, that's all there is too it. He's dead' I thought to myself as her eyes locked with mine.
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Post by makemeyours on Mar 5, 2010 11:54:27 GMT -4
"First time?" She says sweetly.
Outside I am smiling, egging you on to really lead her on.
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Post by darkdonny on Mar 5, 2010 11:58:22 GMT -4
I do my best to flip you the middle finger as I smile. "Yeah...doing some shopping for my mother." I said quickly.
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Post by makemeyours on Mar 5, 2010 12:16:21 GMT -4
She flashes that pretty smile again and moves a bit closer.
"Well aren't you sweet! It looks like you are a bit lost. What were you thinking of getting her?"
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Post by darkdonny on Mar 5, 2010 12:27:05 GMT -4
Crap. I had to think of something fast.
"Uh, couple of shirts, just you know, to thank her for being mom." I said. God that sounded schmaltzy.
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Post by makemeyours on Mar 5, 2010 12:29:38 GMT -4
"Well let's see what we can get her! I'm Kate by the way, and you are?"
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Post by darkdonny on Mar 5, 2010 12:31:13 GMT -4
"Name's Donny. Uh. Thanks." I said. Shit. My mother wasn't big enough for any of the clothes here. 50 bucks was not worth it...but...I didn't want to be mean.
"I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but I am sort of in a rush."
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Post by makemeyours on Mar 5, 2010 12:32:55 GMT -4
"Oh no problem at all, I'm a pro in this store, now tell me, what size is she? Is she like me?" She says smiling, and striking a pose. Something about her is really attractive, strange to think.
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Post by darkdonny on Mar 5, 2010 12:45:40 GMT -4
"Um...not quite..." I say, not really sure where to go with this. I see you sitting on a bench outside the store, and I can see the smug grin on your face.
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Post by makemeyours on Mar 5, 2010 12:55:49 GMT -4
She leans in, displaying her sea of cleavage "Truth be told, im an XXL, but this is an XL!"
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Post by darkdonny on Mar 5, 2010 12:58:42 GMT -4
Staring at you waving the money, I was quite distracted, and didn't really take the time to think of what I was saying, and hearing her point out her size was flustering me even more.
"Yes, I know you're fat, I can see that" I said before I even realized the words had left my mouth. I then looked at her as her face sort of froze, as if she were trying to figure out how to react.
"Ohh...uh...I...ummm...eeehhh..."
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Post by makemeyours on Mar 5, 2010 13:01:20 GMT -4
"WHAT?!" She says, the smile quickly fading.
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Post by darkdonny on Mar 5, 2010 13:05:31 GMT -4
"I...I'm sorry, I didn't mean that, it just sort of slipped out. I really should be going now..." I said, curing you in the back of my head for this whole ordeal.
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Post by makemeyours on Mar 5, 2010 13:06:47 GMT -4
She just stands there fuming as you walk out.
"Dude, what did you say? She is PISSED!" I say, laughing.
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Post by darkdonny on Mar 5, 2010 13:09:01 GMT -4
"I slipped up, called her fat. I didn't mean to. You were distracting me, asshole."
I turned around to see her storming towards us.
"Oh, great"
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