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Post by michael on May 30, 2010 15:38:14 GMT -4
(...but it twitches, almost painfully, at the last second causing me to hesitate just enough for you to hit your buzzer first (if you're going to).)
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Post by observer on May 30, 2010 15:46:13 GMT -4
I hit my buzzer, catching the slight hesitation from Michael out of the corner of my eye. I never thought he would hesitate. Something doesn't feel right. I think to myself.
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Post by michael on May 30, 2010 16:15:29 GMT -4
What's your answer, Bob?
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Post by observer on May 30, 2010 16:22:55 GMT -4
"The answer is, 'Remember to have your pet spade or neutered'."I said, hoping I had gotten the entire phrase right.
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Post by michael on May 30, 2010 16:28:45 GMT -4
No! That's not all of it! I KNOW THIS ONE!!! I SO TOTALLY KNOW THIS ONE!!!!!
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Post by michael on May 30, 2010 16:36:03 GMT -4
Judges?
(After a few seconds, a bright dinging chime was heard from the speakers.)
Well, Bob, looks like you got enough of it right to be considered a correct answer! Congratulations!!
(Your score rises again, now sitting at 70 points.)
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Post by observer on May 30, 2010 16:37:45 GMT -4
I let out a sigh of relief. Barely dodged that bullet. I thought to myself.
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Post by michael on May 30, 2010 16:48:58 GMT -4
No!
NO!
NO! NO!! NO!!! NO!!!! NO!!!!!!!
That was my FAVORITE SHOW!! I've got that quote MEMORIZED! WORD FOR WORD!!!
(Despite my protests, the changes had already begun. I felt that horribly familiar sensation around my jaw and nose this time. With it came a pulling sensation as my teeth started reforming.)
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Post by michael on May 30, 2010 16:50:01 GMT -4
Well, then it looks like you'll have to work on getting your answers in a little bit faster next time, Michael.
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Post by observer on May 30, 2010 17:06:56 GMT -4
I look over to see Michael's next change. I can't get it out of my head that something seemed odd with the way the last question went. But I keep my mouth shut, knowing things could always change fast.
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Post by michael on May 30, 2010 17:37:28 GMT -4
NO! I refuse! I will not accept this!!!
(It didn't matter how much I rejected the decision, the effects of my transformation were already transpiring. White fur is now conquering my cheeks, neck and under my chin, which is still being pulled forward with my nose.)
I was THIS CLOSE to hitting my buzzer first, but my hand twitched, MY RIGHT HAND THAT'S JUST BEEN TURNED INTO A FOX'S HAND-PAW!!
(A stripe of gray fur, the same color as my right upper arm and my left outer ear sprouts up along the bridge of my nose, which is now pointing out nearly horizontally. My teeth, save for my four front uppers and lowers, are all being changed into canines.)
We had no ill feelings toward you, no malice, no hatred. All I wanted was some innocent entertainment, and Bob was showing me around. We're gamers, so we naturally got curious as to what games we could play.
(The tip of my nose, which was now a good distance away from the rest of my face, turned black and became moist from my emotional exertion. My change was almost complete.)
I'm sorry if we offended you, I didn't even mind playing this game of yours as part of the apology, I was even starting to enjoy these little transformation penalties, but now, because of this whole situation, I've been denied the opportunity to rattle off my FAVORITE QUOTE OF ALL TIME?!?!?!?[/i][/u]
(Finally, my tongue lengthens, becoming rougher. I am now sporting a fox's muzzle, complete with thick tufts of white and gray fur on my cheeks. The entire lower half of my face has been transformed.)
*seething with rage* And you...and your so-called "Judges" call Bob's butchering of the line...getting "ENOUGH OF IT RIGHT"!?!?!?
(I slam my fists, both regular and furry on the top of my podium to help convey my incredulity.)
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Post by michael on May 30, 2010 17:52:06 GMT -4
(The Host didn't even bat an eye.) The Judges have spoken, and Bob got more than half of the words in the quote corre-
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Post by observer on May 30, 2010 17:53:31 GMT -4
"Uh Michael, it's probably best not to agitate the host. Things can go from bad to worse real quick around here when that happens." I say, trying to calm him down.
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Post by michael on May 30, 2010 17:55:16 GMT -4
*interrupting* BULLCRAP!! A Quote's a Quote, no matter how long it is. If it's not all there, it's NOT A QUOTE AT ALL!!!
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Post by michael on May 30, 2010 17:58:11 GMT -4
*now getting quite cross* Would you prefer to forfeit the game to your opponent, then?
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