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Post by The Master of the World on Jul 18, 2013 0:08:19 GMT -4
"Welcome to the Masked Villain's Joke Shop. Are you tired of being the butt of everyone's jokes? Worried you aren't that funny? Then look no further. Here in my special joke shop, you'll leave feeling more funny than ever. So come on down, before the best gags are gone."
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Post by Ebak on Jul 21, 2013 3:37:03 GMT -4
Elliot was spending a nice calming day at the Mall, he had recently been dumped by his girlfriend and his job wasn't exactly going well. His life was at an all time low point with no sign of it ever coming back up. Looking around, something caught his eye, a bizarre store inbetween two others. "Hmmmm...odd...there were never three stores there, only two, so where did the third one come from and how did they build it in so quickly...
Curiously he walked up to the door and gently pushed it open.
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Post by The Master of the World on Jul 21, 2013 3:45:44 GMT -4
At the counter, there stood a man wearing a strange mask over his face.
"Welcome to the joke shop, young man. What may I interest you in today?"
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Post by Ebak on Jul 21, 2013 4:13:35 GMT -4
He shrugs "Oh...well, I never really noticed this store here and was curious. Looking for nothing in particular really."
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Post by The Master of the World on Jul 21, 2013 4:18:54 GMT -4
"Can I at least offer you this coconut cream pie?" he said holding the pie up.
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Post by Ebak on Jul 21, 2013 4:22:29 GMT -4
He chuckles "To eat?"
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Post by The Master of the World on Jul 21, 2013 8:39:50 GMT -4
"Nope. For this!"
He then tossed the pie directly in his face. He then started laughing.
"Oh man! You cannot beat the classics."
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Post by Ebak on Jul 21, 2013 14:44:42 GMT -4
Chuckled and wiped the cream off his face. "Yeah...hilarious" he said deadpan, although he had to admit, it was quite amusing.
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Post by The Master of the World on Jul 21, 2013 14:49:44 GMT -4
"What's wrong? You look as if someone has died."
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Post by Ebak on Jul 21, 2013 14:50:18 GMT -4
Shrugs as he wipped the remainder off. "Oh...nothing, you don't want to hear my troubles."
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Post by The Master of the World on Jul 21, 2013 14:51:23 GMT -4
"I'm pretty sure I do. Maybe I could help you. Just tell me."
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Post by Ebak on Jul 21, 2013 14:58:09 GMT -4
He smiles and leans against the counter, almost as if he were at a bar talking to a bartender. "Eh...girlfriend dumped me for some jerk of a guy...apparently she lost interest but I heard she started dating me as a bet and was never interested in me...a lot to take in. Plus my job isn't exactly going well...I mean, I'm good at it, but it's a dead end job in a store folding clothes, not really the place I'd want to be."
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Post by The Master of the World on Jul 21, 2013 15:00:31 GMT -4
"I say you should find some way to spice up your job a bit. As for your romancing, you need to be more interesting. Ladies only go for a man with a good sense of humor."
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Post by Ebak on Jul 21, 2013 15:09:30 GMT -4
Smiles "She did say I was a funny guy, but I can be serious too."
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Post by The Master of the World on Jul 21, 2013 15:10:31 GMT -4
"Maybe you need to be less serious. If that's what you want, I know just what to do."
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