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Post by perfectlygirly69 on Aug 13, 2013 13:37:02 GMT -4
John and Matt were walking through the woods. They had no idea what they were doing, but they feel like they should do something fun, something stupid, they sneered at one another. "ARE YOU READY? TO HAVE SOME FUN?" John asked loudly, as they looked up at the moon, it was mid-night.
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Post by The Master of the World on Aug 13, 2013 13:39:35 GMT -4
"Your damn right I'm ready to have some fun! You know what I think we should do? We should go over to that creepy house over there and smash up their yard!" He said pointing over to the creepy old house with the lush and beautiful garden.
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Post by perfectlygirly69 on Aug 13, 2013 13:41:40 GMT -4
"I think your damn right!" We say. We both howl loudly and laugh. Grabbing some sticks, and some shovels we brought along. "Maybe we should just draw a huge penis in her lawn, and here I brought some eggs to! And then for the final touch! Some TP!" He shouts.
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Post by The Master of the World on Aug 13, 2013 13:46:00 GMT -4
"Dude. You are so prepared for this! Now let's have some fun!"
The two then ran into the yard hooting and hollering. They started off by smashing the concrete statues and the birdbaths. After that, they used the black spray paint and painted a large penis in the lawn. After that was done, they began tossing eggs and toilet paper at her house. As soon as they ran out of both, the lights inside the house went on.
"Dude, I think she's coming outside."
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Post by perfectlygirly69 on Aug 13, 2013 13:48:49 GMT -4
"Well lets run!" I say, and we both make a run for it. But we stop suddenly, we couldn't move we were frozen. And then get picked off the ground! Were floating! Were flying! "What the hell!" I Say, my mouth worked, but my body didn't! And older lady walks out, coughing, "you two... " She coughed. "You ruined my house..." "Its going to take forever...to fix! I AM SO MAD AT YOU TWO! YOU WILL RECEIVE MY WRATH! YOU WILL BE..." She stoped to think and then smiled. "Girls..."
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Post by The Master of the World on Aug 13, 2013 13:51:37 GMT -4
"Yeah right. Look you old hag, you can cut the wicked witch act now. We both know that your keeping us both suspended with hidden wires. And even if there weren't any wires, how exactly are you going to turn us into girls? Your so called magic powers? hahahahaha!"
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Post by perfectlygirly69 on Aug 13, 2013 22:40:46 GMT -4
"YOU LITTLE BRATS! no respect for your eleders! Ill show you just how much I can do! When I am done you will be girls! You will be known for being the girly-est girls ever!" She says laughing Minaclly. "You will be fertile. And belive me periods are no fun!" She laughs Mianically again as pink lightning began to appear around.
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Post by The Master of the World on Aug 13, 2013 22:44:05 GMT -4
"Great lightshow, you old hag. Now tell me, was that to scare the both of us or was that to entertain us. Now, let us down so we can head home and come back tomorrow night to wreck your back yard. We're going to use it as a bathroom tomorrow."
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Post by perfectlygirly69 on Aug 13, 2013 22:45:30 GMT -4
Suddennlly two strokes of pink lighting zap us. "Thats not enough to knock you out my pritties, its just enough so that your awake, and you can see the changes that will happen!" She says laughing again. I look over at him. "I...Im...scared!"
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Post by The Master of the World on Aug 13, 2013 22:48:37 GMT -4
"Okay, okay. Your a real witch with very scary powers. Look, we're sorry for wrecking your garden, we're sorry for egging and teepeeing you house and I'm sorry for the little surprise I left for you in your mailbox. Just let us go, please."
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Post by perfectlygirly69 on Aug 13, 2013 22:51:30 GMT -4
"ITS TO LATE NOW YOU BASTARDS! THE ESTROGEN COURSING THROUGH YOUR VEINS IS ALOT!" SHe laughs. "Within the next five mins you will start to become." She stops. "Girls." And laughs again. I turn myself to you and say "I think...I think I feel tingly..."
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Post by The Master of the World on Aug 13, 2013 22:53:24 GMT -4
"Yeah. I'm feeling it too. I also have the sudden desire to go shopping and go flirting with boys. I really hope that passes through my mind." he said. He then looked over to his friend. "Dude, look at your hair."
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Post by perfectlygirly69 on Aug 13, 2013 22:57:33 GMT -4
"I cant...I cant move remember! Just like describe it to me!" I shout. The old lady laughs, "Ill be back when you two are done." She then turns around and walks back into her house, laughing all the way up the stairs. "So what the hell is happening to me?" I Ask
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Post by The Master of the World on Aug 13, 2013 22:59:59 GMT -4
"Dude. I don't want to freak you out. But your hair is getting longer and more blonde. And your muscles are disappearing. Your becoming a chick. Wait, is anything happening to me? Be honest, man."
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Post by perfectlygirly69 on Aug 13, 2013 23:01:14 GMT -4
"Well..your hair its like getting longer...and red. Your losing muscle mass...Oh fuck!" I say, "Your...your growing...Tits!" Your chest begins to grow outward. Not stoping, until A full perky D cup size. "Oh shit oh shit.."
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