"Oh I'm a new hire. People call me Whoopsie." They said before walking out of the back. It was a young woman with porcelain white skin, a pink beehive, and a colorful dress that showed off her rather large booty. She had big colorful floppy shoes and it looked like she had a rubber chicken draped over her beehive, and a couple slinkies draped over her shoulders. "What kind of special order did you have in mind?" She asked, grabbing at the slinkies and tossing one into the back.
Post by themaninblack on Apr 9, 2019 18:41:55 GMT -4
"We should probably sit down, this is going to take some explaining."
After this is done, our hero begins his story.
"My name's Alex Carmichael. I'm part of a sort of act. Me and a couple of others work as crew for Jenna. She's a singer who thinks she's way more talented than she actually is. Me and the other guys hate her guts. But the ones who get the worst of it are Nina and Gina. They're twins and they're her backup dancers, meaning they've got to put up with her even more than we do. But worse than all that is Veronica. She's the manager and I swear she must deliberately follow every possible negative stereotype about music managers. So anyway, I've been dying to just you know, add a little magic and turn this whole thing around. And I've heard this Chuckles guy is kind of a big deal here, so maybe he could find a way to get Jenna a gig here and let the chips fall where they may?"
"Hmm, sounds like quite the challenge. I'm sure Chuckles would be glad to help...Though I'm not sure when he'll be back." Whoopsie said with a smile. "Hmm...Where would be a good place to have a singer? Jezebel's is out. Could make things worse....Hmm..." She thought a bit, trying to remember a place that could help. Her big smile seemed to grow as one came to mind. "Stay put, I need to make a call." She said, getting up and running to the back. On the way she stepped on a discarded banana peel, sliding into the back with a crash. "I'm okay." She said as Alex wondered how helpful the clumsy clown could be.
Post by themaninblack on Apr 10, 2019 13:57:01 GMT -4
There were many strange bottles, the labels of which were giving him all sorts of nasty ideas. Those puffy pants certainly looked promising.
His eyes eventually locked onto a very sleek, shiny black top hat that looked somewhat out of place amongst all the goofy, colorful articles of clothing. "Yeah...." he thought. "I could really use some REAL magic."
As he put it on his head his head began to tingle. He felt a slight chill before his skin started to get paler. Looking around for a mirror he tried to get a look at his hair as it started to change color.
observer: Well looks like the remaining captions are gone. The only ones still working are the original images linked from the immortaltom's dA site. Guess that means the photobucket source is gone.
May 6, 2020 16:23:24 GMT -4
Lord Hugo Prosperio: Aww that's a bummer. I kind of don't remember even what account I used to post them, so I am not sure I'd be able to log in and see whats up.
May 9, 2020 23:42:39 GMT -4
observer: Once I get a new laptop I could try reposting some of the captions I saved...Though most of them are weight room related. Others were gone before we had moved to the newer site.
May 11, 2020 1:53:52 GMT -4
observer: In regards to the captions, the Halloween trilogy on the 2nd page of Captions looks to still be functioning.
May 27, 2020 16:09:01 GMT -4
observer: Sorry for not being around. Heat wave in my area and the Swamp Cooler is struggling to keep the house below 90.
Jul 13, 2020 1:12:46 GMT -4
The Master of the World: I'm just as guilty. Been trying to get back on a normal sleep schedule but end up falling asleep when you show up.
Jul 13, 2020 13:39:12 GMT -4
perfectlygirly69: *Inhales* Wow, smells just like i left it
Jul 13, 2020 19:52:06 GMT -4
observer: I've been struggling to stay up even to 11pm lately given how early I have to get up 2 days a week. Think a couple times I just fell asleep while still logged in.
Jul 24, 2020 10:34:23 GMT -4
observer: Has anyone else had problems with the ads forcing you to leave the site? I know my spyware has blocked it, but it still somehow goes through to this 'fixer' sight.
Jul 25, 2020 13:47:06 GMT -4