Laws of Inflation (Observer)

[The Master of the World]

Inside of old warehouse, a camera was soon being set up.

"Are we on?" said a familiar inflation witch. "Yes, we're rolling right now." her apprentice said. "Hi. My name is Belladonna and if you're watching this, you're a budding inflation and balloon fetishist. Hopefully this video helps you enjoy your new little kink. Welcome to Belladonna's Laws of Inflation."

[observer]

"Now first of all you can't easily inflate yourself with any old canister. I mean you can, but you likely won't get the desired results."

[The Master of the World]

"I mean, if you are someone who wants to stay in the closet, that's fine. But its important to have a lifeline or person nearby if you want to go big or go home. " Belladonna said. "Also, know of the Law of Garment Elasticity: All clothing stretches to some degree. A latex catsuit can be stretched to the size of a large zeppelin, while a chain mail bikini may only stretch a few feet before breaking. Belts are the only exception; they will not stretch at all, and invariably cinch the inflating person's torso quite uncomfortably until removed. So be sure to take off your belt before inflating. Unless you just wanna see it break."

[observer]

"For some of you perhaps clothes or belts bursting is part of why you love this kink." She said. "Though unless you want to end up nude I'd advise going with something stretchy."

[The Master of the World]

"Thus we remember the Law of Personal Puritanism: The most compelling of human motivations is not self-preservation but modesty. A person who is experimenting with inflation will have no concerns about bursting but will be deathly afraid of being seen naked. Thus, anyone who plans on inflating will not do so before acquiring attire that will keep them covered while inflated. Unless you're going for a rough in the sack." Belladonna giggled. "Speaking of...let's go over the laws of mutual feminine attraction." she said. "First...20% of women as lesbian. Second..." she said as a spotlight shined on a confused Minda. "What am I..." Minda said. "36% of women are bisexual." Belladonna said.

[observer]

"What does my sexuality matter to...Is that a camera?" Minda asked as Belladonna walked over to her.

[The Master of the World]

"Yes, yes you are." Belladonna said. "And so was what you said. Now third law: 23% of women are straight, mostly, but still kinda into chicks and would totally make out with another girl under the right circumstances if she was really hot or inflated. I happen to fall under that category, so...keep me in mind." Belladonna said to the camera.

[observer]

"Who are you talking to? I'm not keeping you in mind for anything given I'm happily married." Minda pouted.

[The Master of the World]

"Fourth Law: 21% of women are completely straight, but oh my God look at how huge I am this is so weird why am I so turned on and it feels pretty good when you touch me like that and it's not like I can stop you anyway so I guess you can keep going just don't tell anyone about this. And finally fifth law states only 17 women are not at all attracted to other women, and would only have sex with another woman if forced to by the threat of imminent bodily harm." Belladonna said.

[observer]

"Shocking, I know." She smiled. "Look, if you don't need me I'd like to..." Minda said before Belladonna put a finger to her lips. "Don't rush. We'll get to you soon enough."

[The Master of the World]

"Now let's discuss the Law of Pneumofacient Availability: Anyone who wants to acquire a chemical that will inflate people can do so. And there are three parts. 1. Inflation drugs are readily available from online pharmacies, without a prescription, at a price that's affordable for the average teenager. 2. Anyone with a high school level education in chemistry and access to a school lab can whip up a substance that will inflate people. 3. Any facility which stores chemicals that can cause inflation will have little or no security. Just about anyone can break in, sneak in, or even inadvertently stumble in and take as much as they want. So don't worry about getting the right things." she said.

[observer]

"Wait what?" Minda said in surprise. "If that's true you can't tell people that. We'll end up with another..." Minda said before a hose was shoved in her mouth.

[The Master of the World]

"Now...one of my many...borrowed...helpers is currently dealing with a hose in her mouth. Meaning she's currently being inflated with ease. Better to go over some laws with live subjects. She's demonstrating the Law of Disparate Gender Elasticity: Women inflate far more easily than men. This makes perfect sense: since women are naturally curvy, their bodies are better suited for withstanding the stress of being transformed into one giant curve. 1. In any experiment involving body inflation, the test subjects will almost always be female. 2. Women are far more sensitive to substances that cause inflation. Many inflation agents have no effect on men at all. And 3. Men make poor balloons. On the rare occasions when they are inflated, they are far more likely to explode. So I prefer to deal with women more than men." Belladonna explained.

[observer]

Minda looked at her in surprise as she felt something coming out of the hose and into her mouth. The last thing she wanted was to explode, or be her perverted guinea pig. Her belly and breasts started to fill first as Minda went to grab the hose. As she did though she started to feel a bit light headed.

[The Master of the World]

"Now she just demonstrated the first corollary of the law of uninterrupted inflation: A hose that's inflating a person cannot be disconnected. Any attempt to do so will cause the connector to jam. The hose will remain connected until the source of inflation is exhausted or shut down." Belladonna said. "She cannot pull it out."