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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on May 23, 2010 21:11:49 GMT -4
"Really? That'd be cool. She's pretty cute." he said sipping his drink.
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Post by darknight on May 23, 2010 22:25:33 GMT -4
"Glad you think so," Bee-Bee giggled, and walked away to service more new customers. **** Up on the stage, the two clowns kept pummeling Lulabelle with pies, even lifting up her skirt and planting a pie right between her legs. Finally, one they wer out of desserts, they picked up two seltzer bottles and sprayed Lulabelle, who still kept screaming, until the pies were washed off-and she was soaking wet.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on May 23, 2010 22:30:24 GMT -4
"p-p-please, let me go. I won't tell anybody, I swear. I'll never speak of this place. I just want to be normal again" Lulabelle cried.
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Finishing his drink, he watched as they sprayed her clean with seltzer. "This club is so weird." he said to himself.
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Post by darknight on May 24, 2010 0:02:42 GMT -4
The two clowns onstage simply ignored Lulabelle, and inserted the nozzles of their seltzer bottles into the nostrils of her big red nose, squeezed-and seltzer squirted out of her ears into their faces, making the customers roar with laughter.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on May 24, 2010 0:40:46 GMT -4
Lulabelle tried her best to hit the two clowns, but couldn't, and merely started to cry.
"How is any of this possible" she wept.
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"Well, that was quite the drink" Phil said staring at his empty glass, and then back at the stage.
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Post by darknight on May 24, 2010 11:37:08 GMT -4
Through her tears, Lulabelle-or Lucy Bellock, as she still thought of herself-looked and saw someone familiar. It was Phil Silvers, her old college boyfriend! But before she could cry out his name, one of the clowns who'd been humiliating her onstage replaced the ball gaff over her mouth and led her backstage. ***** In her office, watching through the club video cameras, Jezzy Belle was wriggling with glee. That girl, and her friend who was now Bee-Bee had come to this club. Somehow the physical transformation worked on her, but the mental conditioning hadn't. That could have been trouble, but Jezzy figured out a way it could be useful, and Lulabelle was on of the biggest hits for their club.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on May 25, 2010 0:05:10 GMT -4
"Waitress" Phil said as he raised his hand, trying to get Bee Bee's attention to get himself another drink as they prepared for the next act.
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The phone in Jezzy's office began ringing wildly, causing her to turn her gaze from the cameras to it.
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Post by darknight on May 25, 2010 9:48:53 GMT -4
"Hello, this is Jezzy Belle," Jezzy answered the phone.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on May 25, 2010 14:09:45 GMT -4
"Hey Jezzy" said the voice of Chuckles. "How's it going at your new venture?" he said, sounding friendly for once.
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Post by darknight on May 26, 2010 10:13:22 GMT -4
"It's going very well," Jezzy answered. "Are you calling about that 5% of the take I promised you?"
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on May 26, 2010 15:14:59 GMT -4
"No, just calling to see how an old friend is doing on her first major venture in the human world. Hope you haven't had too many problem "customers" he said.
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Post by darknight on May 27, 2010 8:38:20 GMT -4
"No, none yet. Had some city officials here demand extragagant bribes, but I managed to find some dirt on them. Nothing I haven't seen in Clowntopia."
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on May 27, 2010 14:06:12 GMT -4
"Well, keep your guard up. Trust me, humans can cause trouble at the least expected moments"
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"Bee Bee!" Phil said with a hiccup. "Another Super Screwdriver, or whatever, please?"
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Post by darknight on May 27, 2010 20:48:23 GMT -4
"Sure thing!" giggled Bee-Bee. Boy, was that guy going to be screwed latter tonight!
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on May 28, 2010 18:38:20 GMT -4
He had been skeptical of the place when he first came in, but Phil was now enjoying himself without a care, and to be honest, he was starting to find it quite hot.
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