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Post by isaac on Nov 20, 2011 18:17:41 GMT -4
Isaac pops his head into the club. Curiosity leads him to a table near the stage, where he finds a seat. He might have been a bit more wary of the staff, the patrons, and their plight, but when he sees the lady in the maid costume shaking her feather duster and her assets as well, he takes stock of little else. As the clown come onstage, he just knows this act is going to go somewhere good. He hopes for a good pie in the face bit.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Nov 20, 2011 21:26:43 GMT -4
"Look, lady. I don't think you get it. I can't stay like this. Do you think I like being this?" George said as he pointed to me. "Please fix me." he said, not being very clear.
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Post by isaac on Nov 21, 2011 10:10:02 GMT -4
The maid is still dusting, the clowns are still setting up, and Isaac is getting impatient. He takes the opportunity to peruse the menu and notices that on the desserts menu they offer whole cream pies.
Isaac orders a coconut cream pie from a passing waitress, and flexes his fingers as he looks around at the other tables around the stage.
In a moment, the waitress walks back toward him with a large coconut cream pie held high. Before she can reach the table, Isaac pops up, and snatches the pie from her fingers.
"Thanks, doll. Bring me another tray full of these beauties, will ya?" He then slips a few bills into her cleavage, spins her around, and smacks her buns to push her along.
Not loosing momentum, Isaac sidles over to a nearby table and lifts the hat off a seated patron. Placing the hat on his head, he stands up and shouts toward the stage.
"Hey, Miss Maid, you've been doing fine with that feather duster, but let's see you clean this up!" He chucks the pie high toward the stage, and watches with glee as it descends and smacks right into the maid's face in a creamy explosion.
Isaac slaps the borrowed hat back on to its owner's head and slips back to his own table to watch the maid's reaction and the inevitable pie fight that will ensue.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2011 14:03:09 GMT -4
A pie hits my face. I eat it and I giggle. "hmm such a good pie." Soon I eat it and let out a big toot. "Oh I'm so embarrassed." The crowd laughs and soon some clothes come over and lift my dress up so everyone see my undies. "Oh how embarrassing."
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Post by isaac on Nov 21, 2011 14:43:09 GMT -4
Isaac watches this with a neutral expression. Flatulence and underwear were not the reactions he was expecting. He was expecting shrieks, tears, sputtering, or even stunned silence. That would have been funny.
Stating that one is embarrassed in a flat tone is proof that they in fact are not.
Isaac sighs the weary, depressed sigh of a man so utterly disappointed that he can't see the point in bothering to inhale air again at the end of it.
Then the waitress arrives with a tray of pies. He pelts the maid, the clowns, the maid again, and with the last pie, takes a moment to focus on the maid, pulls back the pie, then spins and clobbers the waitress.
Doing his best impression of daffy duck, Isaac hops twice doing exaggerated kick outs and shouting "woohoo!", then slips into the darkest corner of the club to hide before the waitress can clear her eyes.
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Post by darknight on Nov 21, 2011 20:54:31 GMT -4
"And I don't think YOU were listening," LuLU replied. "It's not in my power to change you back. You just have to accept being a clown. It's a change for life. Read my lips:there's NOTHING that can change you back."
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Nov 22, 2011 3:39:09 GMT -4
For once, George felt frightened. "I...I'm sorry." he found himself saying.
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Post by darknight on Nov 23, 2011 21:39:53 GMT -4
"Thanks for the apolgy," said LuLu. "Besides," she added as shereached over and poked Geroge's nose-then snatche the hair from the top of his head leaving him bald again, "I think you're cute."
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Nov 23, 2011 22:30:55 GMT -4
The poke of the nose felt strange again.
"Stop that." he said, almost sounding shy.
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Post by darknight on Nov 24, 2011 10:28:36 GMT -4
"Why?" asked LuLu as she poked his nose again, and waves of pleasure went through George's body as a loud HONK! sounded.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Nov 24, 2011 13:41:08 GMT -4
"Hehe, hyuck!" he laughed "NO! Stop! You are making it worse!"
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Post by darknight on Nov 24, 2011 15:51:45 GMT -4
"Am I?" whispered LuLu seductivly as she rubbed George's bald head, and suddenly he felt himself going horny-and abig HISS. "Oh my!" squealed LuLu as she so the big erection poking through George's pants.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Nov 25, 2011 0:26:18 GMT -4
"Ah!" he gasped "I...sorry...I didn't mean...oh god, what's happening" he said, too distracted to see the girl reach for his nose again.
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Post by darknight on Nov 25, 2011 13:11:09 GMT -4
LuLu squeezed George's nose again, and again. Each time she honked it, his erection gre bigger and longer like a tube-shaped balloon.
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Post by Lord Hugo Prosperio on Nov 26, 2011 11:26:20 GMT -4
"Stop...you are...making me..." he couldn't even finish. His head felt light, as if all the blood from it were draining to his balloon of an erection.
His mind swam, losing track of who and what he was.
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